Awkward conversation #1:
It's candlelight service on Christmas eve. Right behind us is a family with a baby girl just one month solder than Yoda. The conversation goes like this:
Dad: Wow. That is a really cute baby. How old is she?
Rico: 5 months. Yours is adorable too. How old is she?
Dad: 6 months. But, I mean yours is really cute.
Dad: No, I mean - she is just beautiful. Really - gorgeous. (turning to his own baby, perched in her mother's lap). Seriously - she's much cuter than you.
Awkward conversation #2:
Rico: I can't believe I ended up with somebody who was a bible camp counselor, when practically everyone I know went to jew camp.