My whole family went for a walk in the woods today.
I'm just gonna say that one more time.
My WHOLE family went for a WALK in the woods today.
All of us.
Me: I'm taking a picture of this - it's monumental.
Him: You look taller than me.
Me: I am taller than you.
Him: I don't like it. Duck down.
We also ate chili cheese dogs and root beers, while Tiny attempted to get a word in edgewise.
But nothing about that sentence is surprising.