I think Iowa is trying to kill me.
We can't drive through that state without having to take cover from a tornado or a flash flood or an escaped serial killer. They're probably gonna run atom bomb tests near Mason City next year.
It's a wonder we got home alive.
In the meantime, Yoda is filling Instagram with two-year-old videos of dolphins, like we just stepped off of a Royal Carribean Cruise.
We never got farther than Nebraska.
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