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If I were the bragging type, I would probably take this opportunity to mention that Punk was just awarded the Presidential Academic Excellence award for his stellar work in middle school.  I might also mention that he was awarded the most creative journalist award for his work on the news team, and I would probably also say that he KILLED it when the honor choir got up to sing and dance to Forget You at the 8th grade awards night.  If I were the bragging type, I'd say that, but I'm not, so . . . .