This is us. You can be Kenny. I can be Dolly. I'll even let you be the Barry Gibb (who gets full creds for writing it).
Oh - and thanks to Jodi - who somehow seems to dig up things I'd thought (or hoped) were long lost, here's a photo of me preparing to sing this at the 8th grade talent show - complete with fake boobs - you can send your thanks to JME at South Padre Island.