Today is our real-a-versary.

Five years ago, we were married in United Hospital next to my grandma who insisted we hurry it up so she could make it.

Next week is what we call our anniversary - it's when we planned our wedding - when we had our party. So we'll celebrate then.
Or maybe not.

"Hey - happy anniversary Rico. Five years."
"That's ALL?!"
"It just seems soooooooo much lonnnger!"
"Not better."
"I meant this in a good way - but it's too late to save it, isn't it?"